November 2009

This Year In Baseball’s Oddity Award

As this blog is called the odd blog, it is only fitting that I should break down TYIB’s Oddity Award. But first a little order of business:

Zack Greinke wins Cy Young Award!

What did I tell you? My lobbying for him waaay back in April must have some effect, because he won in a landslide. (http://theoddblog.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/04/vote.html – the hyperlink thing is busted) All those Yankee fans who bet me that CC would blow Greinke out of the water, I accept cash, checks, and all major credit cards. (That would be… zero people)

But seriously, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of this award than Greinke. You’ve all heard that social anxiety spiel, and it’s really a great story. But I just love the way this guy talks. He’s all business in the interview I saw. It’s November, four days before he gets married (congratulations to Greinke in more ways than one) and over a month since the season ended and all he’s focused on is baseball, how he won the award, and what he can do to duplicate the feat- or improve on it. That’s what I picked up off of the interview. He also allegedly (I can say anything as long as it says allegedly before it) likes World of Warcraft, though that comes from a ninth grade English teacher- not exactly a credible source. Moving on…

This Year in Baseball’s Oddity Award

I’m here to break down who you should vote for:

Nominee 1: The bees in San Diego. I believe I have covered this, and it is certainly very odd. Enough to make it this year’s winner? I don’t know. My oddness ranking: 8/10.

Nominee 2: Milton Bradley loses count: Chicago Cubs right fielder loses count of the number of outs in the inning and throws the ball in the stands. If I were the fan that caught that, I would burn it in representation of that long World Series drought. This isn’t odd however; it’s just stupid. My oddness ranking: 3/10

Nominee 3: Luis Castillo botches pop-up: This isn’t odd at all! He just lost the pop-up. I did it all the time in my little league games! Plus, the Yankees won as a result. This looks like a load of East-Coast bias right here. My oddness ranking: 1/10

Nominee 4: Won for the birds: Yeah, I’ve broken it down right here on the Odd Blog. Ball hits bird, ball and bird go in opposite directions, and neither lands in Coco Crisp’s glove. Argh! This makes me so mad. The birdman gets 5/10 for spite.

Nominee 5: Dad bare-hands foul: Not fowl, foul- I’m still seething from that last nominee- however, this one is awesome. A one-handed, bare-handed catch. Not something you see everyday. I’ll give this one 8/10 as well.

Nominee 6: Stuck in jersey: They always put one of these up every year. It’s not that odd, last year there were even two of them. 4/10 for overuse.

Nominee 7: Girl rejects foul ball: This one has been all over. Somebody catches a foul ball, gives it to his daughter, who throws it back onto the field. 2/10 for being used way too much this year.

Nominee 8: Teddy gets run over: Teddy didn’t get run over, he got body-checked! I suspect a little fowl foul play in this must-see video. Must see- if you like watch former presidents run a very slow race. 7/10

Nominee 9: Lucky boy snags two fouls: This boy was definitely lucky; he caught two foul balls, both while they were still in the air. Amazing! But since I don’t have this kind of luck, I’m giving him a 6/10

Nominee 10: Mr. T sings it loud: I didn’t even watch the video, it didn’t seem all that odd to me. 0/10

Well, there you have it. I’m voting for either the bees or the bare-handed foul ball. It’s up to you which one you decide, but hopefully this has made it easier. Coming up next post, I rant about parity. It’s a must-read (read?) event.  

My Thoughts on the World Series

Sorry I haven’t posted in- uh, exactly 50 days- but I’ve… oh, OK, I’ll admit I’ve spending way too much time over with that other sport I like. I figure I should probably even out the relationship here, so what else to do but blog about the World Series:

In short, I hated it.

It was the Yankees and the Phillies- I’ve got nothing against the Phillies except they won last year. I’ve got nothing against the Yankees except… they’re the Yankees. I was rooting for an all-LA series, that’s how delirious I was. (My two favorite teams in the playoffs got eliminated first round- Colorado and St. Louis.) The last straw came when the Yankees won. Now, any real American fan was rooting for the Phillies, but like most instances in real life, the team that should win, didn’t. Being a fan of all teams from Buffalo, I’ve experienced that a few times. The one time my favorite team has won a championship (in my lifetime) was this year when the Hershey Bears of the AHL won the Calder Cup. Don’t make fun, it’s the second oldest trophy in the world- if you trust Wikipedia.

Back to the point: the Yankees are spoiled. Who was it- Jorge Posada that said the Yankees were spoiled in the 1990s and 2000s. Like that was old history. The Yankees are still spoiled. That’s how the world is and that’s how it will likely remain, unfortunately for America.

America, or at least its sports, thrive on parity. With the Yankees winning 27 times and some teams only winning one or even no championships, this is bad for America. I’ll get into parity some other time because I’ve also got some words on that.

Continuing Posada’s quote: “To be back and win it is something really special.” Not to us it isn’t, Jorge. It would be special if the Royals had won, or the Cubs, or the Indians, or the Giants, or the Pirates, or the Orioles, or the Tigers, or the Mets, or the Dodgers, or the Athletics, or the Reds, or the Twins, or the Blue Jays, or the Braves, or the Nationals, or the Rangers, or the Mariners, or the Rays, or the Rockies, or the Brewers, or the Astros, or the Padres had won. They’ve waited longer. What is it about the Yankees that they must be in the playoffs (at least) seemingly every year? Whatever happened to parity?

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